Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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