I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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