we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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