normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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