Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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