I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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