every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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