Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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