At least make sure they are 18
Why
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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