a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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