So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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