I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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