we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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