Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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