Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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