Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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