eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
No subtext here. People are naked.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Why can't burritos get me drunk
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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