is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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