You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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