Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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