Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
barbara walters just said penis...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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