We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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