Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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