Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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