No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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