You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The struggles of a small town man whore
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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