guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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