Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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