You really coming over, don't trick.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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