i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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