Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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