there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
