had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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