You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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