I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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