But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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