You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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