I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
someone owes me an orgasm
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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