imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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