I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
