I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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