: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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