I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Randomize
