i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Fuck appropriateness.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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