yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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