Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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