I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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