I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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