He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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