Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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