Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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