did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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